Sunday, June 8, 2008

Champi-YAWN-ship

Okay, okay, who am I to join every bitter Warrior fan and put down the "epic" battle between KG and Ko-be? Who cares. Boston Celtics better take it home. With Game Two tomorrow, I'm praying it will be another "Memorial Day Massacre." What should tomorrow be remembered if (when) the Celtics defeat the Lakers? Suggestions please.

Match-Up
Ray "Crazy Eyes" Allen vs Kobe "Never foul with elbows" Bryant
You know Ko-be hasn't slept well with his meager performance with Game One. It was so storybook that I bet the Lakers are pissed that they weren't the stars. Ray Allen needs to be consistent from here on. So think of this match-up as Allen's defense versus Bryant's offense.

Cry-baby Battle
Sasha Vu-ja-BITCH vs Glen "Big Baby" Davis
Let the bitchin' begin!

For those of who are actually beside themselves with excitement; enjoy this segment from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. As the guest correspondent, Chris Bosh gives a first-hand look of what is exactly going down in the Boston Garden. Plus Glen Davis gives insight on one of his "favorite" shows on cable.






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