Pregame Rituals

As I enjoy the Dallas Mavericks get embarassed by the Cavs, I am more entertained by the all these antics from the Cleveland Cavaliers. Of course everyone knows about the team photoshoot right before tipoff with Lebron James as the photographer and their 3rd quarter baseball game with James hitting a homer, so Here are my top pregame rituals antics by teams, players and coachers:

1. John Henderson's Bitchslap

2. George Karl and Coaching Staff's Senior Shoving Match
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3. Cleveland Cavaliers's Team Photo

4.Dwight Howard sits on his throne:

5. Rasheed Wallace and the Pistons Dancing Huddle



Dishonorable Mention: Sasha Vujacic "punching" Starters


Honorable Mention: Golden State Warriors Fans chant the "We Believe" Warriors BEFORE tipoff. You know I had to do it! DOWN with Riley, Rowell, and Cohan!

The Denver Nuggets are #3 in the Western Conference?!

Unfortunately, I was unable to see the Warriors lose to the Denver Nuggets but when I watched the highlights, it seems that nobody did either. All I saw were dunks and moments of tea bagging done by even the bench warmers of the Nuggets with victims such as Anthony Randolph and Kelenna Azubuike. How did this happen? Last year, it was the Warriors in the same spot as the Suns are now and fighting for that number 8 seed. The Denver Nuggets were our hurdle like the Dallas Mavericks for the Suns but now Carmelo & Co. (more like Chauncey and Friends) are 7 spots above us?

Let's compare!
RIP
Denver-Lost Allen Iverson
GSW-Lost Baron Davis
Noone has an advantage!

Replacements?
Denver-Gained Chauncey Billups
GSW-Gained Jamal Crawford
Advantage: Denver (Even though I love JC!)

Superstar Mishaps
Denver-Carmelo- got suspended for refusing to leave the court after Coach said to
GSW-Monta Ellis- missed half of the season
Advantage: Denver

I can see clearly now! The Denver Nuggets got an elite point instead of a guy who scores 50 points on occassion and their star player , though a punk like Monta, has played only 57 games but compared to Monta' 22 isn't too shabby.